02.08.10 – A Monday

word

ebullient [i-buhl-yuhnt, i-bool-] adj. 1. overflowing with fervor, enthusiasm, or excitement; high-spirited: The award winner was in an ebullient mood at the dinner in her honor 2. bubbling up like a boiling liquid

birthday

Samuel Butler (1612), John Ruskin (1819), William Tecumseh Sherman (1820), Jules Verne (1828), Kate Chopin (1850), Lana Turner (1921), Jack Lemmon (1925), Neal Cassady (1926), James Dean (1931), John Williams (1932), Ted Koppel (1940), Nick Nolte (1941), Robert Klein (1942), Mary Steenburgen (1953), John Grisham (1955), Vince Neil (1961), Joshua Kadison (1963), Gary Coleman (1968), Mary McCormack (1969), Seth Green (1974)

standpoint

I’m a football fan but not a huge one. I halfheartedly participate in two (2) fantasy leagues and have a moderate interest in my hometown Philadelphia Eagles, but I’m much less emotionally invested in the NFL than I let on. Most years, I watch the Super Bowl more out of some misplaced obligation to some archaic sense of manhood. But I didn’t feel the same way this year. I actually had a mildly strong desire to watch last night because I like both the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints, along with their respective quarterbacks, Peyton Manning and Drew Brees.

But I was curious to see how Super Bowl XLIV would be a different experience for me. And, lucky for you, I chronicled it. Here goes.

Note: I was reasonably sure that the Colts would win and cover the spread (+5.5) and the over (57 pts.) would become a matter of fact.

Pregame

» Not going to lie, I watched golf until just about the start of the game so I didn’t get to see what inane crap led up to the actual footage from Miami.

» But I did tune in time to see the Colts get introduced onto the field to the same song by The Who that opens up every episode of CSI:Miami, which turned out to be all of The Who I needed.

» Queen Latifah sang America The Beautiful with a choir and musical accompaniment. It didn’t really work all that well. Looked like she was never really in sync. Carrie Underwood sang The Star-Spangled Banner and it was better. During all this, cameras were on Peyton Manning, who looked amped to the point he was cursing the fact Francis Scott Key and Katharine Bates were ever born.

» The next class of inductees to the Pro Football Hall of Fame were introduced as honorary whatevers to the coin toss. Emmitt Smith was the honorary coin tosser. Saints called heads. Smith flipped the coin directly at the Saints players, who sidestepped it. It was heads. Saints got the ball.

1st Quarter – 6:20(ish) PM

» Betty White and Abe Vigoda starred in a clever ad for Snickers. I’m completely sure those two actors were used because about 99% of viewers thought both had died years ago.

» The ad for the Boost Mobile Shuffle, featuring prominent members of the 1985 Super Bowl Champion Chicago Bears, was awful.

» In keeping with Hollywood’s trend of recycling, there’s another Robin Hood movie coming out starring Russell Crowe. Looks like both Braveheart and Gladiator ate a bunch of bows and arrows and vomited on each other. I’ll probably go see it.

» First quarter came to a close. Colts-10. Saints-0. I wasn’t paying much attention to the actual game.

2nd Quarter – 7:00 PM

» Pretty fast 1st quarter. At this point, I was certain the Colts were going to run away with the game.

» A Cars.com ad came on, detailing the life of a boy genius type doing all sorts of amazing boy genius type stuff. But when it came time to buy a car, he was at a loss. He looked to his mobile device for answers and, you guessed it, Cars.com came to the rescue. At one point during the ad, the boy genius delivered a baby Bengal tiger while on safari. That kicked off a conversation between my girlfriend and I where we discussed her desire to bring a baby panther into the apartment. Negotiations reached a stalemate after she refused to budge on the name of the baby panther. Oh well.

» The Saints began to make a game of it. Pretty sure they kicked a field goal.

» One ad had Jay Leno, Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman on the same couch talking about something. I’m not sure what because I was distracted. Leno didn’t look like he was actually there. The next ad (maybe) had Brett Favre making fun of the fact he never actually retires. I like it when celebrities/athletes know to do that.

» The Colts stopped the Saints on a 4th and goal from the 1-yard line with less than 2 minutes remaining in the half. See? I pay mind to the important stuff.

» I wasn’t quite sure how it happened but the Saints kick another field goal just as time expires on the 1st half. Colts – 10. Saints – 6.

Halftime – 7:50 PM

» The Who played. The Who sucked. I monitored Twitter feeds instead. Best Tweet? “Wake up your great grandma. The Who is on.”

3rd Quarter – 8:22 PM

» The Saints began the 2nd half with an onside kick. Which they recovered. Which turned out to be huge. Saints – 13. Colts – 10.

» According to a new Volkswagen ad, the classic car game, Punch Buggy, has now been expanded to include the entire Volkswagen fleet. As a matter of fact, it seems whatever substance it’s painting its cars with nowadays is so cutting edge, even Stevie Wonder can see it. Much to the chagrin of an arm sore Tracy Morgan. Classic.

» The Colts’ Joseph Addai ran in for a touchdown. Colts – 17. Saints – 13. I was a little disappointed about how good of a game it was becoming. I’m not used to the Super Bowl being about the Super Bowl. Not being able to run out of the room in between commercials was messing with my head.

» Two commercials gave me pause in different ways. First, the new E*TRADE baby wasn’t half as funny as the original. Second, Google aired its first ever television ad. I think.

» The Saints kicked another field goal which flew under my radar. End of the 3rd quarter. Colts – 17. Saints – 16.

4th Quarter – 8:56 PM

» Honestly, I should’ve been playing closer attention. The Saints started scoring. They took the lead. They intercepted a very important Peyton Manning pass at a crucial time. I watched the whole thing. I swear. But, as happens more than not, I became embroiled in a debate that made the game take a backseat.

» Super Bowl XLIV ended at 9:45 PM. The New Orleans Saints beat the Indianapolis Colts by the score of 31-17. If I bet the game the way I thought it would go, I would’ve been dead wrong. Yet another reason why I’m not a gambling man.

Overall, a most exhilarating football contest. The best Super Bowl in years. Congrats, New Orleans. Call me when you’re done partying. That should be around June.

quotation

Everybody gets told to write about what they know. The trouble with many of us is that at the earlier stages of life we think we know everything- or to put it more usefully, we are often unaware of the scope and structure of our ignorance.Thomas Pynchon

tune

One band from the 80s that doesn’t get enough credit is The Housemartins. I like to think of them as a sort of catchier version of  The Smiths. Also, they’ve got one of the best titled songs ever – “The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death.” Actually, after just listening to it, it seems to work nowadays as well.

gallimaufry

→ I just got done reading King of Russia: A Year in the Russian Super League, and it was simple and great. Former NHL head coach and current Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Dave King narrates his experiences as the first ever Canadian coach in Russia. The guy really knows his stuff and he provides great insight into Russian hockey and its players, especially Pittsburgh Penguins superstar Evgeny Malkin.

→ Speaking of the Pittsburgh Penguins, yesterday afternoon’s game between them and the Washington Capitals was just about as complete as you could ask for. Caps won it in overtime 5-4 after being down 4-2 going into the third period.

12.03.09 – A Thursday

WORD

votary [voh-tuh-ree] n. 1. a person who is bound by solemn religious vows, as a monk or a nun 2. an adherent of a religion or cult; a worshiper of a particular deity or sacred personage 3. a person who is devoted or addicted to some subject or pursuit: a votary of jazz 4. a devoted follower or admirer adj. 5. consecrated by a vow 6. of or pertaining to a vow

BIRTHDAY

George B. McClellan (1826), Joseph Conrad (1857), Andy Williams (1927), Ozzy Osbourne (1948), Mickey Thomas (1949), Daryl Hannah (1960), Julianne Moore (1960), Katarina Witt (1965), Brendan Fraser (1968), Montell Jordan (1968), Holly Marie Combs (1973)

STANDPOINT

“As disappointed as we are today, let’s get up tomorrow and redouble our efforts.” Those were the words issued yesterday by New York Governor David Paterson in response to his state’s senate voting down a same-sex marriage bill.

Good for Paterson. See? Some people out there get it. Well, I think most do.

Proponents of same-sex marriage always play the same old broken record. Mainly, they speak of (a) the idea that marriage should be an agreement between one man and one woman and (b) the deterioration of  “traditional values.”

First, geniuses, how much success have us heterosexuals had at preserving the sacred institution of marriage? Everyone loves to say over 50% of marriages fail but that’s inaccurate. It’s really 41% for first marriages, 60% for second marriages and 73% for third marriages. So, as usual, the statitistics we’re presented with are twisted. Still, 41% is a lot. Almost half.

What I want to know is, if close to half of these heterosexual marriages are failing, how is it valid to argue letting same-sex partners marry would make it any worse? The truth is, it wouldn’t.

And this whole “traditional values” nonsense is just that – nonsense. The world is changing and, while there may be many out there who still hold to these “traditional values,” the problem is most of have figured out these traditions hold very little value.

Most of us want same-sex marriage. Those who don’t, however, hold more power in our fucked, unfixable political structure. Because most of us in support of same-sex marriage have realized participating in the political process is about as futile as attempting to swim to Greenland.   

Here’s the deal, people. Stop trying to block same-sex marriage. It’s embarrassing anyone really even is against it in the first place. And, please, don’t give me some half-assed argument that you don’t want the gay community raising children. Have you seen the kids out there lately? How in the world could anyone do worse than the bang up job all of us heterosexuals have been doing?

Frankly, it’s not even possible.

QUOTATION

I don’t gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn’t give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.Alex Trebek

TUNE

Lately, I’ve been rediscovering the music of The Smiths. It’s likely I’m covering no new ground when I make the following statement: those songs were really quite great. It’s hard to pick a favorite, though, but while I sit here writing this I’m listening to “There Is a Light That Never Goes Out.” 

GALLIMAUFRY

Allen Iverson is coming back to the people who love/hate him the most. The iconic guard has signed a one-year, non-guaranteed contract wth the Philadelphia 76ers, the team that traded him three years ago after an entertaining (putting it mildly) 10-year stint. I always liked A.I. so I’m happy to see him back.

Liam Gallagher, formerly of the band Oasis, is starting a new band. The roster? Well, everyone else that was in Oasis. Except his brother, Noel Gallagher, who left the band in August. If those two put as much energy into making music as they do publicly fighting with each other, it’s possible they could create some of the best music of all-time. Liam has not announced the name of the new band, but it won’t be Oasis.

Meredith Baxter, the mom from 1980s TV sitcom Family Ties, has announced she’s a lesbian. For some reason, the media seems to think it’s important we know.